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How You will ruin your life based on your zodiac sign (in 5 words)

Aries

Binge eating until you explode.

Taurus

Bottomless pit of self pity.

Gemini

A string of lousy decisions.

Cancer

Endlessly dwelling on the past.

Leo

Not making a single plan.

Virgo

An orgy of self sabotage.

Libra

Stubbornly avoiding the main issue.

Scorpio

Stabbing yourself in the back.

Sagittarius

Burning every bridge ever built.

Capricorn

Waiting until it’s too late.

Aquarius

Holding onto every grudge ever.

Pisces

Forgetting to thank your friends.
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