You are too arrogant to deprive the planet of your amazing presence and you fantasize about murder but never commit suicide.
Aries
You'll only pretend to be sick to help a personal assistant because you're too lazy.
Taurus
You know how to scold people, but you grind your teeth by smiling at them, you are endlessly a victim of wild mood swings, and betray anyone affected by them.
Gemini
It's always stormy season with you when it comes to emotions, if you think you're too kind to someone you'll steal something from them.
Cancer
You are the essence of the bully that attracts attention, your pride easily overshadowed by a deep sense of hurt ego and self loathing.
Leo
The only thing you share with others is your unhappiness, you won't be happy unless everyone is as unhappy as you.
virgo
You bring people into your circle so you can use them to flirt with everyone's friends, loving family members even your pets.
Libra
Sometimes it seems that your only happiness in life involves suffering others, you are not even upset when people call you heartless.
Scorpio
People don't like to get close to you because it's so painful you'll create the most ruthless cruel insult that deeply cuts down on their insecurities.
Sagittarius
No one has suffered except you, no one knows the injustice and pain like you, all the bad things that have happened in everyone's life.
Capricorn
You are visually self centered and you do not believe that the earth is flat but you are certain that the universe revolves around you.
Aquarius
People are always wondering what's behind your bad smile, but you'll never tell you pretend you're shy.